Stolen Dreams Or Misplaced Mutterings

Hey, what's your headshot doing on my book jacket? I've been robbed. Without my explicit permission, you stole my story, fame, and future in one fell swoop. When did it happen? I was never informed. This is my lottery ticket and you snatched it right from under me. I'm going to find a great lawyer and sue you, but first I'll call the police!